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The Horror Movies Rulesposted Sep 18th 2011, 7:40AM
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Free candy, ghost stories, and horror movies are three of my most favorite things on this planet. I've been watching horror movies since I was old enough to watch movies, and that was preeetty young. I'm just saying. I have memories of watching really scary, and sometimes even totally fucked up, movies with my dad (and later all alone :'( ). Once we watched a movie, and ALL I remember about the entire thing is the end, in which a guy cut his hair into the sink and it became worms as it hit the porcelain. It became worms. As it hit. The sink. At which point my father turned to me and said "That's what happens when you chew your hair, it turns into worms in your belly." Needless to say, me chewing my hair was never an issue for him again.
Now, when you've been watching horror movies as long as I have you develop a sense for the rules. I'm positive a lot of you already know that because I have googled 'horror movie rules' before, and got like 394,717,401 different lists of them. My sister (you remember her?) and I have our very own version, and I will share them with you in a moment. The problem with knowing the rules, however, is that you live by them. The problem with living by them is that uniformed folk (soon to be dead folk, really) think you are fucking nuts, and don't believe you when you try to warn them of the danger.
For instance; my grandmother, henceforth referred to as gma. A few months ago I was watching Legend of the Seeker on netflix with my dog. My amazing boyfriend was at work, earning the money I love to spend. The grandparents we mooch off of were in the next room sleeping, like normal people do at 3:30am. Psh, normal people. Well, as I watched the actors destroy any remaining likenesses to the book, my dog flipped. Her. Shit.
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Just to warn you, I will probably make a few more posts like this one as I make new posts to my blog, just to generate some traffic and stuff. Totally don't feel pressured to read this stuff. I mean, I want you to. But I want you to do because you WANT to, not because you pity me and my foolish wrietingz. ;p
Oh, hi there. How did you end up here?? Weird. Anyway, uh, I'm Jay. Nice to meet you.
I once scored over 300k points on Bejeweled Blitz, way back before they had the coins and the bonuses and stuff. I was .... What are you doing? That's not the way out, silly. Back to my bragging, I was way proud. Now I'm trying to do at least 600k, if not better.
What's that? If I'm going to ramble I should talk about art stuff ? Uhhh, yeah ok. I've been drawing for awhile, but only in the last couple years really cared about it so there's where you'll see the most improvement. I'm trying to improve on my anatomy skills, and take on a more 'comic book' type style. I'm also trying to improve my digital coloring, which I think is going great so far.
...You know, while you're here and looking for that silly hidden exit you could take a look at my art?
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